Total Medals Earned: 325 (From 55 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,825 Points
Medals Earned: 3/11 (15/475 points)
Medals Earned: 2/2 (20/20 points)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/95 points)
Medals Earned: 7/30 (65/500 points)
Medals Earned: 21/25 (710/885 points)
Medals Earned: 9/12 (100/300 points)
Medals Earned: 8/32 (75/600 points)
Medals Earned: 2/5 (30/255 points)
Medals Earned: 2/7 (10/160 points)
Medals Earned: 8/16 (60/340 points)
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The more thoughtful problem solver.
The more aggressive problem solver.
Beat the Game
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Welcome back!
Reach level 3
Eat a pork chop!
Find the 1st hidden song.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Get 6 Challenge Medals.
Reach 40,000 Distance.
Get your team to level 5.
Reach 400 Speed.
Get 9 Challenge Medals.
Reach 100,000 Distance.
Get your team to level 10.
Reach 600 Speed.
[?], [?], [?], [?], Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start...
Get 12 Challenge Medals.
Reach 700 Speed.
Reach 200,000 Distance.
Get your team to level 15.
Rough way back...
Get your team to level 20
Get 15 Challenge Medals
Reach 350,000 Distance.
Reach 800 Speed.
Get your team to level 25.
Reach 900 Speed.
Get 18 Challenge Medals.
One is Silver and the other's Gold...
Geek ain't no dev'...
Girls around the world...
Reach 500,000 Distance.
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Use a bomb for the first time.
Play 10 levels as Matt.
Kill 3000 enemies in total.
Fully upgrade any stat.
Get hit 100 times in total.
Kill 300 enemies in total.
Kill 1000 enemies in total.
Play 10 levels as NoLegs.
Get killed with no enemies on screen.
Get a score of 500,000 in any level except survival.
Play 10 levels as Natalie.
Die with over 666 enemy bullets on screen.
Reflect over 100 bullets with a single shield.
Finish any level except Survival with over 3,000 coins.
Fully upgrade all stats
Get a score of 1,000,000 in any level except survival.
Play 10 levels as Lance.
Collect 100 power ups in total.
Kill 10000 enemies in total.
Play 10 levels as Anna.
Kill 25 enemies instantly.
Get A ranks in 5 or more levels.
Complete all bonus levels.
Get A ranks in 15 or more levels.
Reach wave 33 in Survival without killing anything.
Beat any level between 16 and 20 without taking any damage.
Get A ranks in 20 or more levels.
Get A ranks in 10 or more levels.
Defeat the final boss and complete the standard set of 20 levels.
Beat the first 20 levels without upgrading your health.
Kill 1,000 foes in a single game of Survival.
Get A ranks in all 25 levels.
kill 50 enemies
kill 250 enemies
beat game once
beat game on hard mode
survive 10 waves in survival mode
You maliciously killed everyone.
Complete the game with survivors with the weight of the unaware.
Remove the weight with half the civilians still alive.
The weight of the unaware has been lifted.
Complete the game leaving people injured but alive.
Complete the game without harming animals or civilians.
Kill 500 swarm invaders
Kill your first swarm invader
Rush the next wave 10 times
Collect 2000 minreals
Build a turret on all possible points in a given level
Rush the next wave 15 times in the same level
Kill 100 swarm invaders with rocket strikes
Fully upgrade and energize a defense turret
Collect 20000 minreals
Kill 5000 swarm invaders
Kill 40 swarm invaders with tesla strikes
Complete 3 levels with 3 stars
Complete 3 levels without taking any damage
Build fully upgraded and energized turrets on all points in a given level
Complete the game
Complete the game with 3 stars on each level
